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Total Medals Earned: 213 (From 49 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,030 Points

Alkie Kong 2

Worship the Mighty Unlocked 3/23/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener Unlocked 3/23/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/23/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Back to Alien Party

First Steps Unlocked 2/3/12
10 Points
Fly to the balloon
King of the Sky Unlocked 2/3/12
10 Points
Hit 5 crows
No Holiday Today Unlocked 2/3/12
10 Points
Hit 5 balloons
Cosmic Landfill 10 Points Fly to the cosmic garbage
Go to Party 10 Points Fly to the UFO
Goodbye, Shuttlle 10 Points 49 Day Ago
Hello, Armstrong 10 Points Fly to the Moon
Souvenirs from USSR 10 Points Hit 5 satellites
Supersonic 10 Points Use 5 accelerators during one flight
Thrifty 10 Points Collect 5 jerrycans during one flight
Up in the Sky 10 Points Fly to the helicopter

Medals Earned: 3/11 (30/110 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Use a grenade.
AAARGH! Unlocked 4/30/09
10 Points
Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! Unlocked 4/30/09
10 Points
Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS Unlocked 4/30/09
10 Points
Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN Unlocked 4/30/09
25 Points
Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! Unlocked 4/30/09
25 Points
Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR Unlocked 4/30/09
25 Points
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! Unlocked 4/30/09
25 Points
Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE Unlocked 4/30/09
50 Points
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 12/16 (200/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/21/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 6/26/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Game Over Unlocked 6/26/09
10 Points
Let history take its course.
Having a Blast Unlocked 6/26/09
10 Points
Launch your first mortar strike.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 6/26/09
25 Points
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral Unlocked 6/26/09
25 Points
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Movie Fan 10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist 10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck 25 Points Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it 50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There 50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre 50 Points Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician 100 Points Chain 4 explosions.

Medals Earned: 5/14 (80/500 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 6/26/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 6/26/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 6/26/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/415 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/23/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/23/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/23/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/23/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/1/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/13 (80/155 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 5/3/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Flyby Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gojira Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
Make a new friend!
The Boy Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
Dispense of the boy.
The Girl Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Backstory 10 Points Discover the backstory.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/19 (70/430 points)